If I had a quarter for everytime my kids miraculously got sick on a 1/2 day I would be a rich lady. My oldest came down with a mysterious stomach bug this morning and managed to throw up as proof of it. As of now he is feeling much better and is playing outside with his brother's. Amazing. What a miracle. Can you sense the sarcasm? I was looking forward to a cleaning day and all I got was a day of whining kids.
If I had a quarter for everytime my husband and I had to make a decision together and I knew that we weren't going to agree, and sure enough we don't...... I would be loaded. We have to pick everything out for the new house together. We don't agree on anything! Needless to say, it's going to be a long 5 months.
If I had a quarter for everytime I found a mystery smell in my house...... I would be aVery rich lady. My youngest son had a habit of peeing on the carpet in the middle of the night, unconciously of course. He would pull his pull up down and let it go. We think he was sleep walking(it is hereditary). So I go in there today to wash his sheets and get a big wiff of that wonderful amonia urine smell up my nose. Mmm Mmmm. So I cleaned the carpet by hand and it still won't go away. Good thing we're moving.
There are quite a few things that happen to me on a regular basis. So I'm pretty confident that if I were to get paid everytime one of these delightful things happened to me,,, I would be living like a queen. Cheerio!
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