Here's Yer Sign!

I have officially had it. Call them oblivious, careless, thoughtless, whatever you want, but I choose to call them stupid. There is an epidemic in the world today. It's stupidity. Scientists need to find a cure for this disease before every wife on the planet kills her husband, every teacher kills themselves, and every pregnant woman that is told to toughen up by her doctor, actually kills that doctor.

If I had a quarter for every time I had something stupid said to me, I would be richer than Walt Disney. Here are a few of my favorites.

1.) I am sitting in the hospital ready to have #2. My doctor comes in to check my progression and informs me that I have at least another 2 hours before I'll be ready to deliver. I tell him that I feel a lot of pressure down there and I feel ready now. He dismisses me and leaves to go back to his office. 5 minutes later the nurse comes in and checks and immediately calls the doctor back in. I delivered 10 minutes later. Stupid doctor.

2.) We are in front of our new house currently under construction and someone drives up and says, "So. Are you building a house?" Here's Yer Sign. Idiot.

3.)I was at the mall with my youngest who is a boy. He has a blue outfit on, a blue blanket, and is in a navy blue stroller. A lady comes up to me and says," What a cute baby! Is it a boy or girl?" Oh My Gosh!

4.)My two youngest boys were walking with us in Home Depot. A man behind us yells out,"Are those two twins?" No. They aren't even the same height moron! Here's Yer Sign.

5.)I had just had my 4th miscarriage and a friend calls to see how I'm doing. I tell her I'm having a hard time and she says,"Well, it's not like this is the first time that this has happened. "You'll be fine."
 We aren't friends anymore. Brat.

My All Time Favorite
I have a newborn baby in a stroller walking along. I have someone come up to me and ask me when I'm due. I get to tell her that I just had one and it takes awhile to not look like it. Then I got to ask her when she was due. She tells me she's not pregnant. Then I say, oops. :)

Advice Corner:
1.If you regularly say stupid things then shut up.

2.If people don't like you and you can't figure out why, it's probably because you say stupid things.

3.If people always seem offended when you say something, shut up.

4.If you say something mean to someone, they probably aren't going to like you anymore.

Good Luck stupid people!