Wipe out

So yesterday we were at the new house and we have a trench running from the house out to our water spicket. My boys love to play in this trench. They put boards over it for a bridge, they play chicken on the boards to see who can stay on them, and they have contests to see who can jump over the trench.

This particular time they were having a trench jumping contest. #2 made it over fine. #3 made it over okay. Then #1 makes his jumps and falls short. He landed face first into the trench and got a nice big mouthfull of dirt. It was hilarious. He jumped right up because the afore mentioned trench was being used as a ................... Bathroom. I have told them numerous times not to play in that area but for some reason they gravitate to it. I was then forced to book it home and get him into the shower pronto. Nasty.

The idea I had about putting vinyl quotes all over #1's room is starting to take shape. I spent an hour or two online yesterday looking for just the right quotes and I think I found some pretty good one's. Do you have any good quotes that you would like to donate? Nothing too long. I'm paying for the vinyl by the letter. My favorite quote is,"You may find that your best friend or your worst enemy is yourself. English Proverb."
Does anyone know which prophet said,"Do it, Do it Right, Do It Right Now."? Can't find anything on it. Love that one too. Very straightforward.
Another one I like is,"Live your life now as if you are 80 looking back on it later."

Please share any quotes you like!!!!